Commercial: Boulder-Os

1990 McCool FM - :30 second spot


TALLY: Hi kids! I’m Tally the Talos and I’m going to tell you about New Boulder-Os! A tasty delicious breakfast cereal with all your nutritional needs.

TALLY: Our dwarves mine out the minerals from the earth and then purify them with the life of Gaia! But be careful! If Nyxmera spots you it’ll want them for itself.

TALLY: Get Boulder-Os at all your local super markets. They come in a range of colours and flavours including bronze, gold, and bismuth!

ANNCR: Boulder-Os, eat them with your mouth hole, not your eye holes!