Emergency broadcast system: Warboys DOT opening

Warning! This is not a test! This is addressed to the citizens of Warboys.

An entrance to the DOT has opened to the Northeast. DOT dwellers have emerged. Evacuate immediately. Do not pack any belongings. Once you have gathered your household members leave immediately. Do not wait for or collect anyone from another household.

Evacuate south to the Johnson’s of old Hurst farm. DO not enter the building labelled “The Crocodile house”. Exit Warboys via the Church road. Do not exit via the New Road.

Ensure your car radio is set to McCool FM for further updates.